akafagking:

it’s so cute

chloweafterdark:

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

He forgot the forty two cents though

directorfuryisin:

cityofplacidity:

play-on-a-graveyard:

hanari502:

quidditchcapricious:

all1sees:

holmestuckvengers:

darth-lesbatron:

goldie-loxx:

cheyennemorgan:

admiralgoose95:

It will happen.

This would be the most bittersweet movie in the world.

Oh my god.

want

i would cry

I will cry myself into an early grave.

OMG WHAT IF

I’m tearing up just thinking about it oh my god

and all the potterheads would just be like forty or fifty years old sitting in the movie theater with their kids and grandkids if you’re that old and we’ll all just be crying at the screen and we’ll all get wierd looks from our kids because there are like a thousand old people crying because professor snape said turn to page 394.

and we’ll just all sob and hold each other

I’ll bring the tissues.

OMG yes please

frickyeah1990s:

my apartment could use a floppy disk coffee table.

thatfunnyblog:

 

hot guy at target bagging my bra

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